<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:07:51 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Nader's Blog</title><description>Notice:
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ASV</description><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>112</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-7035528147962032549</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:01:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-14T00:29:33.057+02:00</atom:updated><title>Yousef loves Samah- MAZDA zoom 3 Story</title><atom:summary type='text'>I found out that my zoom 3 is a great innovation space for lots of people.'Yousef loves sama7' and the arrows hits Adel's heart written with dust on my car.Is that what they call a "summer-love" that disappears with the first rain drops???I just can't stop thinking of who is this "Adel" guy....is he the other guy that loves samah while sama7 loves yousef, eeerrrgghh , cars scribbles and modern </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2007/12/yousef-love-samah-mazda-zoom-3-story.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>8</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-116487424012129531</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-30T13:05:26.420+02:00</atom:updated><title>Nader's Theory on UN-BLOGGING</title><atom:summary type='text'>The reason why I didn't post anything in the past two months:My shrink told me to stop posting for a while cause I have a RobaphobiaMusic Mood:  - PHOBIA - Jordanplanet Ghosts</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/11/naders-theory-on-un-blogging.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-115610828999442098</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Aug 2006 21:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-21T00:28:41.206+03:00</atom:updated><title>Amazing Night</title><atom:summary type='text'>Cannot put it in words.posted for the record (that was last night)</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/08/amazing-night.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114787695977485668</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2006 14:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-17T18:00:42.126+03:00</atom:updated><title>Jordan Population Count : A Theory in Practice</title><atom:summary type='text'>Why the hell do we need to do Population Count for Jordan ?I can find the exact number (accurate up to 99.9 %) without moving a finger.2.5 million Fastlink Subscribers2.0 million Mobilecom Subscriber1.0 million Umnia Subscriber2 guys (My younger brother and sister don't have any mobile subscription yet)---------------------------------------------------------------Population Count = 5500002 </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/05/jordan-population-count-theory-in.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>20</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114709423942231811</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-09T09:33:53.730+03:00</atom:updated><title>A Woman's Right ......... and then take your second left</title><atom:summary type='text'>Women are 100% equal to Men. I never ever considered women of lower level than men.I believe so much in this.Actually I never felt the Un-equality issue in my house. But as soon as you go deeper in the sick community, you would start to know what that word means.Now if you are a woman and think that "You men suck, we are better than you , we beat you in everything, you are useless and we can live</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/05/womans-right-and-then-take-your-second.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>10</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114711583164761639</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-09T09:19:33.726+03:00</atom:updated><title>A Terminology  الرخيص والخز</title><atom:summary type='text'>Please forgive any mistakes in the language :But actually the usage of those two words in our society is a bit annoying although they describe certain situations perfectly. And I have no intentions of any VERY bad useage of the words.  :DI am just trying to expose some traditional words, lolضع كلمتي الرخيص والخز  وبشتغل في جملة مفيدة توضح معناهما:كان لي في الجامعة صديق اسمه علاء. وكان رخيص , يعني</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/05/terminology.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114608454015470353</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Apr 2006 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-27T10:34:43.156+03:00</atom:updated><title>Men are Ugly "7ijab for Men" :D</title><atom:summary type='text'>UPDATED"If women have to wear hijab, then men have to do that too, aren't we equal after all??" That's my opinion. I always wondered why is it just for women in Islam, don't women look at men too ????Men are not sexy. Women do not usually look at them. Only men look at women and that's why they(women) should cover up or at least wear the hijab.As I always say, Men suck....so badWomen will never </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/04/men-are-ugly-7ijab-for-men-d.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>20</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114529506022885844</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-04T11:54:59.560+03:00</atom:updated><title>White panties under Sexy Skirts     والي بتقصر تنورة</title><atom:summary type='text'>Now I am really considering "Contemporary Civilization Studies"  as a sub-major to Computer science. You have just to google the topic and you'll read nice stuff.Panties are for covering the sexual organ of a woman. Why am I so utterly sexually aroused by the times when the cloth that covers a woman’s sexual organ flickers into possible visibility? It is extremely difficult to answer that </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/04/white-panties-under-sexy-skirts.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>16</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114440782647589027</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-08T00:06:41.113+03:00</atom:updated><title>A kiddie and the mighty Jordan Planet</title><atom:summary type='text'>UPDATE : I apologize, Isam taught me a lesson, ignoring the childish acts is the best reply, I knew, I must've ignored the guy, I will regret posting this.khundaqji is just yet another I-CAN-BOOT-LINUX type of kiddies. You know, those type of wledaat ( who says: "Salam. Windows sucks. Linux Rocks, I don't know why but it makes me cool."Anyways, He tried to get attention by offending Isam Bayazidi</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/04/kiddie-and-mighty-jordan-planet.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114349477945731206</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Mar 2006 21:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-27T23:26:19.526+02:00</atom:updated><title>The one about being Lost</title><atom:summary type='text'>Nothing seems to be going fine. Everyone says everything I do is wrong. Everyone and everything is pushing me to the edge. I can't fight back because I know where I can loose.I feel I want to fly, the edge is so high, and I don't have wings.</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/03/one-about-being-lost.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114171618163061526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-03-17T13:47:48.860+02:00</atom:updated><title>CeBIT 2006 at last</title><atom:summary type='text'>At last, I am leaving this thursday to Germany, Hannover to attend the CeBIT trade show.CeBIT is the world's biggest, and one of the world's most important, computer expos. It is held in Hanover, Germany, each spring and is a barometer of information technology. With an exhibition area of 400,000 m² and 700,000 visitors, it is bigger than COMDEX.for more details. Wikipedia/CeBITThe thing is, I am</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/03/cebit-2006-at-last.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-114019558689045813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2006 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-02-17T19:16:39.450+02:00</atom:updated><title>Giving Up iPAQ for the sake of my head</title><atom:summary type='text'>I have just removed the SIM card from my iPAQ and will no longer use it as a mobile phone.I found out that this model is very hazardous in terms of health, it causes headaches and disorganized heartbeats, how did I find that.... By experience.I have headaches and my ears hurt much ....... And even my heart ( I can tell that someone is calling before it rings).The signal is so strong that it </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/02/giving-up-ipaq-for-sake-of-my-head.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113863735865426103</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2006 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-01-31T12:21:39.220+02:00</atom:updated><title>The Donkey and the Cow</title><atom:summary type='text'>UPDATE:and who can give us a full insight on this issue more than the one and only WikipediaCAUTION: Beware, the drawings are being displayed; just felt like letting you know.In the animal kingdom, a donkey is not allowed to insult a cow nor the other way around (I guess that's the case in India too).Totally agree with what natasha said :I fully understand how these cartoons enraged believers, as</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2006/01/donkey-and-cow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113476601066292736</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2005 20:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-12-19T01:38:33.986+02:00</atom:updated><title>Farewell Abu Farah</title><atom:summary type='text'>No one will ask me for the time every single hourNo one will ask me to fix his watch every 2 hoursNo one will tell me "Allah yawfa2ak" the way you didNo one will nag over my head to get warm or rest cause I'm tired studying at 4 amNo one will ask me to check his shaving every dayI will not hear you praying anymoreI will not kiss your hand everyday anymoreI will not try to explain the fact that "</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/12/farewell-abu-farah.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>34</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113338726191112590</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 21:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-30T23:50:48.653+02:00</atom:updated><title>Amman at night ya right</title><atom:summary type='text'>The city is never the same, I actually drive at night with internal fear, I fee afraid; I don't know why, but you can't stop your car for 1 minute at any place near our house. Couple of days ago, I was standing near the front door (couple of days ago) when someone came and ask me, Abu el-shabab ( hey, Man [Father of Men :D] ) why are you standing there ? What are you doing ?!? I'm talking on the </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/11/amman-at-night-ya-right.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113164010261659791</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-13T21:48:38.736+02:00</atom:updated><title>Yup, Jordan Attacked</title><atom:summary type='text'>GOD BLESS PEOPLE OF JORDAN</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/11/yup-jordan-attacked.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113079275513959306</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-11-01T00:04:22.453+02:00</atom:updated><title>The Kondara (Shoes)</title><atom:summary type='text'>It is said that you can understand someone's character from his shoes!Well for me a pair of shoes can be used :For walkingKilling bugs (to be more specific, To Smash it)Kicking an ass ........ and that's it.Actually for the last point, the kicking ass thing, I guess we can work on a mathematical model to relate the ass(es)-usually-kicked-size with your shoes size but that is another post.Anyways,</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/kondara-shoes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>13</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113042782909701549</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-27T17:44:34.896+02:00</atom:updated><title>Teletype</title><atom:summary type='text'>When I was finishing high school in the early 1970s, the closest normal people got to computers was using a teletype. These electromechanical monsters could convert bits received at glacially slow (110 baud) telephone rates into a veritable cacophany of sound. This acoustic din was produced by lots of metal parts slamming into a paper roll somewhere inside the machine. The paper was the same </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/teletype.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>5</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-113035538113473936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2005 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-18T15:30:08.253+03:00</atom:updated><title>Half-naked Mood</title><atom:summary type='text'>UPDATEDI was thinking. If I wanted to post a naked picture of me, would anyone mind ?Well, "Naked" would be considedred porn, which I'm totally against.  Ok, Can I post a nice, nice is a relative matter here, pose of myself on my blog (Aggregated by jordanplanet.net) ?? Would it look something normal to do ?? Can I ?? Well, the best way to know the answer is to try it.People say I'm so thin, and </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/half-naked-mood.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>22</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112932853856833943</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-15T00:32:43.036+02:00</atom:updated><title>Complexity: a 2-Dimensional Point of View</title><atom:summary type='text'>Some things are just too complex for words to explain, so silence would be a better option.I always had complex thoughts to describe even the simplest small events. I like to build thoughts and combine them to form a conspiracy theory for each situation or incident.Over years, this helped me to build complex feelings. People call it arrogance, but it is there.Someone may come and ask a simple </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/complexity-2-dimensional-point-of-view.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112897161212254850</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-10T21:21:14.046+02:00</atom:updated><title>Peak Communications Capacity</title><atom:summary type='text'>You're sitting in yet another interminable conference session. Man, this chair gets more uncomfortable by the millisecond. Who's that over there? He looks like Mike Meyers from this angle. Or maybe Mini Me. What's that interminable droning sound? Oops, that's the speaker going on and on about … whatever his topic is. You can't remember—your mind has been wandering for the past 10 minutes.    You </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/peak-communications-capacity.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112868855578611368</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 12:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-10-07T14:45:24.903+02:00</atom:updated><title>Nursing...</title><atom:summary type='text'>Nurse (Female) is an angel in the western culture (Florence Nightingale)  and a **** in the arabic culture."Bedak Tetjawaz Momareda, yee 3alaina, sho bedhom ye7ko el3alam..."(You want to marry a nurse, what will people say...)What a great mentalities we have in this part of the world. Sick mentalities (notice the irony sick and nurses).You can't imagine the shock when hearing this thing for the </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/10/nursing.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>12</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112667727711998284</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-09-14T09:12:52.736+03:00</atom:updated><title>In Love with an IPAQ</title><atom:summary type='text'>Well I've got this HP iPaq about a week or two and I still can't say I get bored :DIt is a PDA with mobile phone capabilities.It has GSM/GPRS , 802.11b (Wireless), BluetoothI found all hotspots in Amman, and I check my email daily at the 4th circle.Ah and give me a map and I'll solve your GPS problems or answer your questions (ya I am ready for GPS).Note the previous post was dedicated to someone</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/09/in-love-with-ipaq.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112465120114443505</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2005 19:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-08-22T11:42:15.416+03:00</atom:updated><title>BUT...</title><atom:summary type='text'>I love u as much as i love google :)Dedicated to you know yourself,   I GUESS :DMusic Mood: Dina 7ayek - Darb El hawa  (Recommended)</atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/08/but.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8053817.post-112371517718603774</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 22:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2005-08-11T02:21:41.823+03:00</atom:updated><title>Farewell Abu Saleem</title><atom:summary type='text'>I will never forget how much u cared and how much u prayed for us.I will not forget the first salary i ever had.You taught me how to fold my clothes in that unique way. I will remember you each time I fold my clothes.You taught me how to be a man.But I will not be sad cause grandpa is watching me today, cause there are holes in the floor in heaven and he's watching over you and me.Farewell my </atom:summary><link>http://nadershnoudi.blogspot.com/2005/08/farewell-abu-saleem.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (My love story)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>13</thr:total></item></channel></rss>